Let's start with a laugh...

Today, my 2.5 year-old daughter asked me if we could go get an ice cream cone from "Old McDonald's."  

A few weeks ago, I noticed that she becomes ecstatic every time we pass the liquor store....thank you "ABC's"

But the best was: 
Me: "Nazomi, what do you want to be when you grow up?"

Nazomi: "a soccer player!"

Me: "cool, honey! What is baby Roxana (her sister) going to be?"

Nazomi: "a soccer ball!"

Oh boy.